The Federal Republic of Milia Unireesentwinaordia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Almighty Biscuit Muncher with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.25 billion Milia Unireesentwinaordians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stefoza. The average income tax rate is 40.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Milia Unireesentwinaordian economy, worth 234 trillion Makravs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 104,148 Makravs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

One-word headlines are the norm in Milia Unireesentwinaordian newspapers, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, and rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Milia Unireesentwinaordia's national animal is the Tardigrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bonkers Bananas.

Milia Unireesentwinaordia is ranked 253,724^th in the world and 545^th in Communitas for Fattest Citizens, with 7.27 Obesity Rate.